18 Lines To Make You Smile :-)

1. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
2. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
3. Life is too serious to take seriously.
4. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
5. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6. I’m not a complete idiot; Some parts are missing.
7. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
8. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
9. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again
10. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
11. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That
12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
13. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
14. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
15. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
16. Ham and eggs. A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
17. The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
18. I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.

I wish I knew who wrote these but the person who gave them to me didn’t know who did either

i hope you’re smilin,

Lill 

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